Soon
“Soon” is used to estimate an amount of time between updates, patches, wipes and everything else on the 2238 server. The time suggested by “soon” can be from 3 minutes to 3 months to 3 years. People requesting ETAs will just be wasting time, and punished accordingly.
Stop asking; start waiting. In the name of The Father, The Son, and The Unholy Spirit, Amen.